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CMT Awards

The Party is killing itself, but hey, the Country Music Television Awards were this weekend. So let's take a few minutes break from duck hunting with Hil Dawg, and remember the good things about...

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That One Time, In Estonia

Apparently, Hillary Clinton loves that Drank! While traveling with John McCain in Estonia, HRC decided to hold a vodka drinking contest. The story is from the New York Times in 2006, when the Times may...

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Don't Call Us Rednecks

Here's Representative Sue Myrick of North Carolina's 9th District took time to praise WWE Wrestler Ric Flair. Sue Myrick represents Charlotte/Gastonia which is WAY more redneck than our fair district,...

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Just a Reminder

There have been 4,056 US troop fatalities in Iraq. And 29,829 (official) wounded US soldiers from the Iraq war. Of course, Barack Obama may or may not wear a flag pin enough and Miley Cyrus took some...

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If He's an Elitist.........

is it okay to say she's a moron? It may be a little harsh, but this doesn't help. Clinton and her drankin' buddy, John McCain, both want to have a "Gas Tax Holiday". Hooray! Lets see, gas in Charlotte...

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What if We had a President

who didn't ruin the economy or wage an unethical war? And a President who didn't treat gay Americans as second class citizens?Is that really too much to ask?

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Hillary Clinton on Bill O'Reilly's show. Try to watch without vomiting.

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Hillary's Filly

Hillary Clinton wanted everyone to place bets on "Eight Belles" the only filly in the Kentucky Derby. Those evil male horses! Anyway, the whole thing is harmless enough. HRC wants the filly to win, its...

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It's Over

Obama wins by 14 points and 220,000 votes in North Carolina, loses by two points and 20,000 votes in Indiana. He's only 150 delegates away from winning the nomination. HRC is still 300 delegates away....

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Reason No. 1

Not to vote for McCain."These judges show little regard for the President, the Congress or the states..." Thus saith Lunatic Man about activist judges. Um, we have an independent judiciary, John. Read...

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Myanmar Cyclone

Millions of people have been affected by a natural disaster in Myanmar. The U.N. estimates that 1.5 million people have been "severely affected". Aid is getting in at a slow pace, but hopefully it will...

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Nuclear Energy Article

Discover magazine has a very compelling article about nuclear energy. The basic premise is that nuclear energy is safer, more efficient and less polluting than other forms of energy. The article also...

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John Edwards

endorsed Barack Obama today. Way to be ahead of the curve, John!So, he could have endorsed a candidate months ago and had an impact in the race. He could have endorsed Obama before North Carolina. What...

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Reason No. 2

not to vote for John McCain. Fun quotes from the John McCain 2008 website. Today's topic "Gun Control"!John McCain opposes backdoor attempts to restrict Second Amendment rights by holding gun...

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Three Cheers for California!!!!!

California's Supreme Court has ruled in favor of marriage equality! In thirty days, gay people can get married in California. The country's most populous state has become the second state to legalize...

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Chris Matthews Eats Right Wing Host

Mmmmm.....tasty. So the War Criminal violated Godwin's law and compared Barack Obama's desire for diplomacy to appeasing Hitler. Which makes sense if you're a complete moron. Anywho, talk show host...

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Rock on, Libertarians!

The third party that's not so green picked former Republican Representative Bob Barr to be its presidential candidate. Bob Barr, who has a wonderous mustache, is polling at 8 percent in Georgia. So if...

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Heaven as an Amusement Park

This is from Andrew Sullivan's website. The link wasn't working, so there's no telling what nutjob came up with this. This is quite beautiful, though. (Click the picture for a larger image).Personal...

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Only 42 minutes late

Senator Clinton is supposed to give her concession speech to Senator Obama, and she just arrived. Nothing personal about being 42 minutes late. She surely isn't trying to upstage Senator Obama.Still,...

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The Concession

She was very self congradulatory, which is a little odd, but she gave the necessary "Yes We Can" soundbite. Was it a gracious speech? Um, no. But HRC didn't talk about how she should have won, etc. She...

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Things that Drive Liberals Crazy Part 1

The word "Democrat candidate". As in:We have the Republican candidate and the Democrat candidate.Or:The Republican Party stands for God and Country while the Democrat party stands for Homos and...

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Things that Drive Liberals Crazy Part 2

Joe Lieberman.Typing that name is causing an involuntary twitch, but we will perservere. What could possibly drive us crazy about Joe Lieberman? Is it the giant failure of a race that he ran in 2000?...

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John McCain on Viagra

This is not awkward at all! Promise

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They Took Our Jobs!

It's time to invade Belgium! InBev, which is surely run by potheads and/or homos, has bought Anheuser-Busch makers of Budweiser. Now that the Belgians have our superior drinkability, all is lost. Its...

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Reason No. 3

not to vote for John McCain.“I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border,"Good point, John. Also, McCain is worried about illegal immigration...

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